Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

Back when I was still very green to the ways of WoW a friend of mine sent me a tell:

Hey! Stay there, I have something for you :)

Now, I was recently out of my trial account and into the real deal, so of course I was excited to see what she might have to offer. It was only recently that I had been flagged to allow trading between myself and others.

So, patiently, I waited. Ah here she is, let's see what *SMACK!* Whoa, WTF was That?

*THWUMP!*
*SPLAT!*
*SMACK!*

I was being pelted by snowballs, right on the pucker. She either ran out or started to take pity, because eventually the bombardment stopped. As I stood in a dazed state, everybody around had a good laugh.


Yesterday we were talking and in the middle of what she was telling me she throws out the random line, "I have more snowballs". I bet she thinks I didn't see her say that, but I did. It was just my mind's way of going into self-preservation mode and not firing off a smart-ass reply to her.

I could have retorted "So what? Do you think I'm scared of you and your little snowballs?" But truth be told, I am. Her aim is too good to chance a repeat of earlier this year.